RAT FILE 0007 · FUNNY
lard.net is a 1990s food-excess shrine that loaded on 2026-10-04. The page itself says it has been continuously online since 1994, 'before WIFI, before Google, before smartphones.' That continuity is the site's claim. The rat did not pull hosting logs. There is also a 'Mold Cam' link the page warns is graphic. The rat did not open it.
THE RAT WILL NOT: No embed of the mold cam. No certificate of 30 years of uptime.
http://lard.net/ responded on 2026-10-04 with a page titled LARD NETWORK about 'extreme food.'
Welcome to the Lard Network. Our mission is to provide you with the best online resource to extreme food, which we affectionately nicknamed LARD.
LARD Network · Primary page · retrieved 2026-10-04
The site states it has been continuously online since 1994. Treat that as the site talking, not as a third-party uptime audit.
The LARD Network is one of the first websites on the Internet. It has been continuously online since 1994, before WIFI, before Google, before smartphones, maybe before you were born.
LARD Network · Primary page · retrieved 2026-10-04
The page links a 'Mold Cam' and warns that it contains graphic images and videos. Not opened. Not embedded.
Mold Cam: Interesting things found in the fridge. Warning: very graphic images and videos - enter at your own discretion.
LARD Network · Primary page · retrieved 2026-10-04
Unbroken uptime since 1994. A living page is not a log of every year.
Gap · Gap · retrieved 2026-10-04
Have a good bloat. The rat files this under funny fossils. Importance is low on purpose. Obscurity is the cheese.